When One Direction Become Fathers
Liam: sorry i havnt been on, danielle was in labor too long! cant blieve i m a father, officilly Daddy Direction! :) will do a twitcam later i promise xx
Niall: what the craic?! ima dad now! such a sick day at the hospital....gonna go fin somethin t eat
Zayn: in life theres always a time when you look at somethin so beautiful and inspiring you jst cant believe it :) x
Louis: great feeling to be parent! eleanors doing ok, cant wait for evryone to meet the baby!! :)
Harry: did you know ostriches can lay eggs
Paul had to be escorted out of the venue by...
onedirectionbreaksmytables: niallerishungry: 5boys-4me-3-2-1d: One Direction’s security needs security now! God bless Paul for taking such good care of our babies and being their den mother on tour are you serious no god you guys are annoying they are going to hate us by the time i get to see them next year. stoP
Liam Payne reads the terms & conditions
miley cuteness cyrus’s adorable laugh
miley: this is a song i wrote about my grandfather who died
miley: i've only had 3 boyfriends in my whole life
miley: I just finished recording a bob dylon cover and all the money goes to amnesty international!
miley: i set up my own charity foundation called Get Ur Good On to help teenagers around the world
miley: i just joined blessings in a backpack, city of hope, clothes off our back, cystic fibrosis foundation, donatemydress.org, elton john aids foundation, elizabeth flaser pediatric aids foundation, feeding america, grammy foundation, habitat for humanity, heroes in heels, houson children's charity, hatian relief org, kids wish network, libby ross foundation, make-a-wish foundation, musicares, music for relief, musicians on call, red cross, st.jude childres's research, the art of elysium, tony hawk foundation, to write love on her arms, united service org, variety power of youth, wish upon a hero foundation and youth service america!
people: dear mother of god stop you slut
fairy-styles: hold on just you know louis is harry’s whole world like fuck this shit
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
Harry kissed Louis on the cheek while Eleanor was...
panyeinlarrys-ass: Management ain’t gonna like that one bit.
Can all Europeans take a moment to appreciate the...
now you can be my GUEEESSSSSSSSTTT
mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou: THIS IS THE NIGHT, THIS IS THE NIGHT EUROPE HAS A PARTY AND AMERICAS FREEDOM GOT NOTHING
For the confused people on my dash, Eurovision is...
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore