July 2012
diaryoflouistomlinson:
how to come out to the world via tattoos a novel written by harry styles
When your friends try to show you something funny...
sodamnrelatable:
“Honey, I’m from tumblr. We’re like, weeks ahead of you.”
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The awkward moment when you drop something in a...
sodamnrelatable:
It falls off and your desperately trying to put it back when you feel someone watching you and you’re all like:
Then the saleslady looks at you like:
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missprior:
do you have that one celebrity that you admire and their existence has made a change in your life and if anyone ever bad mouths them you turn into a savage beast
Watchharryspussymalik:
NEW VIDEO! One Direction Goes from Foosball to Football on Nickelodeon’s “You Gotta See This”
other kids: post profile picture 13 seconds ago, has 40 likes
me: posts profile picture, 3 months later, 1 like
Fandom Translation
Fan: my creys. my feels. hold me.
Translation: The emotional impact of this episode/line/character is almost beyond my capacity to hold in my feelings. I could really use the support of my fellow fans.
Fan: how does your face even work you DICKFACE JUST TAKE MY OVARIES YOU ASSWIPE ugh i will never be able to reproduce
Translation: I find this person to be very attractive and am oft left stunned by his/her seemingly flawless physical appearance.
Fan: i cannot. i am unable to can.
Translation: I am deeply in awe of this art/fanfiction/person/etc. It feels as though I've temporarily lost the ability to function.
Fan: omg omG I HATE YOU FUCK YOU UGGGH GO DIE
Translation: I love you. Every fiber of my being burns with a passion hotter than one thousand white-hot suns. I may or may not have a chewed-gum shrine of you in my closet.
I hope one day Harry’s kids use his tattoos against him like “YEAH SO WHAT IF I STAYED OUT LATE DAD IT’S NOT LIKE I GOT ‘HI’ TATTOOED ON MY FUCKING ARM”
